Sunday, October 30, 2016

On Facebook

Carly decided to checkout Facebook to see what was going on over there. She saw a photo of Hillary Clinton mentioning she hated Catholics, Jews, need Latinos, blacks and LGBTQ's. Carly didn't like that Hillary Clinton said that stuff even in private. But now she was saying this in public where others could see what she was saying. As she looked at her iMac she said Hillary Clinton I will never vote for you. I will not vote for someone who lies and calls people names. Barry came into Carly's home office. He saw her post on Facebook and said to her "Good for you." I do my research by reading what's out there said Barry. I actually have a few friends who are actually liberal Republicans. Oh really said Carly. I have never heard of liberal Republicans before. Those liberal Republicans would never vote for Mrs. Clinton. Because they don't like what she stands for. Open borders, Muslims by the millions coming in to the USA. One set of currency across the entire world. One world under one government with everyone praying Allah. Jewish people like me and you being killed because she, President Obama and George Soros hate us Jewish people. Like I said to Garry yesterday I don't talk politics with anyone. I never discuss which political party I'm affiliated with. Democrat, Independent or Republican none of anyone's business but mine said Barry. Just like there are liberal Republicans there are conservative Democrats. I know some conservative Democrats too. Garry told me yesterday he wasn't voting for Hillary Clinton. He said she just creeps him out.  Now Palm Springs is a very big Democratic city said Barry. That's partly why I kept my politics to myself.  Then I found out Suzie Q. was telling everyone I'm a loyal Democrat. I never ever told her what political party I'm affiliated with,. Over the years I have given to people running for office from both parties. If I like what they  were stalking about. That's why next month I orchestrated the Let Freedom Ring Benefit concert on Veterans Day November eleventh.  It's to give back to the men and women in out military who need our love and support. The benefit concert is taking place at Madison Square Garden. Tickets go on sale Friday October  fourteenth. So far on the list I have Billy  Joel, Paul Simon, Carly Simon, Carole King, Santana, Pharrell Williams,  Alicia Keys, Melissa Manchester, Kenny G., Dave Koz, Brian Murphy and me. I asked Bette Midler to be a part of this benefit. She said no because she  thought this was to raise money for Donald Trump which it is not.  The proceeds are going to the Wounded Warriors Project and American Vetdogs. I'm singing Could It Be Magic, Brooklyn Blues, New York City Rhythm, New York State Of Mind  a duet with Billy Joel . Both Kenny G. and Dave Koz will be playing saxophone on that song. At the end Brian Murphy and I are doing a duet on the Ray Charles version of It's A Miracle. Then I'm singing One Voice and Let Freedom Ring. During Let Freedom Ring the other artist will come out to finish singing the song with me. Then as a group we will all sing America The Beautiful and This Is America a song written by Billy Joel. Every recording artist will get five hundred tickets for their fan clubs to let their members purchase. Don't worry I already paid for you and Cathy Zaleski-Wais' tickets. So you and Cathy are good to go. I'm even paying for Cathy's air fare.  Ask her if she can come out on Wednesday so she can spend the weekend with you. Cathy can stay with us in one of the guestrooms. I was thinking she could come into New York on Wednesday then stay until Sunday when she can leave. I'm getting you tickets so you can see Here At The Mayflower on Thursday night. I'll go with you ladies on Thursday and take you out for dinner.  Friday night is the Let Freedom Ring concert at Madison Square Garden. I was thinking on Saturday night we could go to the Brooklyn Bowl for their fried chicken said Barry. I'll even make sure Cathy gets an autographed vinyl copy of Here At The Mayflower II (Many more stories inside.) That's sounds fine said Carly. I'll send Cathy a private message on Facebook and see if she can come out then. Once I get an answer I'll let you know so you can get her airline ticket. You can tell Cathy her ticket will be paid for by my frequent flier miles. I have enough miles for about five more free airline tickets. Oh and tell her she'll be flying Delta my favorite airlines.  Barry left and went upstairs to take the dogs out.  Max, Abbey Bialy and Lily the rescued Vizsla puppy. Lily was at the BARC when Barry saw her on one of his regular volunteer Thursdays. Lily was an under weight puppy who was scared and cowered in the corner of her pen Barry just knew that Lily need to live with them and their other dogs. Barry brought the dogs inside. Carly was sorting through the mail. She gave Barry his pile of mail. I got clobbered on Facebook said Carly. Now why would you get clobbered over there asked Barry. Because I reposted something I agreed with she said. So what else is new?  he asked. I got clobbered  earlier today on Facebook said Barry. Someone said I was definitely voting for Hillary Clinton. To which I commented to the person "No I'm not voting for her. I'm not even with her period." To which the person commented under my comment "You have to be with her there is no other choice." I commented to that. "There is another choice  beside her. I'm an American and not a socialist. I don't want the New World Order that she the president and George Soros are advocating. I want freedom of speech,  one nation under God and by the people for the people." I want to put my right hand over my heart and say the pledge of allegiance. I want to sing  American The Beautiful and The Star Spangled Banner. So if you want to vote for what she, the president and George Soros are advocating then vote for her. However I will not vote for her." So I'm sort of sure I'm dead meat so to speak said Barry. Oh  ok said Carly. Now she knew which way Barry was going to go. As always he does his homework thought Carly. Before he makes any decisions of any kind. You know what said Carly. What said Barry. I'm so glad I married you. Now if your hungry that new bagel place opened up. I'll take you there for lunch. Now before you say one word this is my treat  she said. Sure thing said Barry. So they grabbed their jackets and Carly took her cross body handbag. The new bagel place is three streets away so we can walk there she said. Cool said Barry. So out the door they went. They got to the bagel place and ordered what they wanted. Just then Barry's cell phone rang. Hello said Barry. Barry it's Marc. Ok Marc what's up. Well said Marc. Well what Marc just spit it out said Barry. I have the  November fourth issue of The National Enquirer in front me. And said Barry. You made the cover with a smaller photo of Suzie Q. also on the cover. With the cover line saying Suzanne Tells All About Barry Manilow's sex life. The article is four pages long. This continues next week with more goodies on your sex life. I'm pretty sure Scott Nevins is  a part of this. No doubt he is said Marc. I'm having one of your general lawyers Jack Mc Coy look into this said Marc. Since Garry still lives out on the west coast I have him checking his sources too. Thanks Marc said Barry. Once we have all the information we'll proceed from there. Thanks again Marc for letting me know going on said Barry. Just what I need Suzie Q.  talking to The National Enquirer about my being gay which I'm not. I've always been straight. Garry and I were never in a relationship. Our relationship has been from day one a working relationship. He was my manager from nineteen eight to two thousand  five. Then he retired Gave Stiletto Entertainment to his daughter Kristen Kief. Garry decided Kristen need to concentrate on Stiletto Entertainment only. So told Marc Hulett he was going to take over as my new manager. David Taylor is my new personal assistant. Garry is remarried and living in northern California. The famed wine country Napa Valley. He lives close to my songwriting partner Adrienne Anderson.  She might be trying to make it look like you've hooked up with Scott Nevins for a very long time said Carly. You know Scott Nevins has the major hot's for you. Plus you remember what he did last year. He tried to ruin our wedding. After he got out of jail he came up to Montreal to ruin our honeymoon. Yes he tried to do that said Barry. However he failed badly said Barry. We need a few things said Barry. Ice cream being one of them. They headed  to the Brooklyn Fare grocery store to pick up a copy of the National Enquirer. While they were in there they picked up four pints of Ben and Jerry's ice cream. They got Chunky Monkey, Cherry Garcia, Chocolate  Chip Cookie Dough and Barry's Coco Banana Crunch. Barry's Coco Banana Crunch was Ben and Jerry's newest flavor. It consisted of coconut flavored ice cream with banana chunks, chocolate chunks and macadamia nut pieces. So finally Barry Manilow had his own Ben and Jerry's ice cream flavor.  They also picked up some nachos, potato chips, salsa and dip. They then headed home. Once home Barry got a phone call from the Verizon store telling him his iPhone seven was defective. Who was that calling asked Carly. It was the Verizon store calling to tell me my iPhone 7  was defective said Barry. So that means I'll need to get a new cell phone. The guy at Verizon said my new cell phone whatever brand I pick will be free. Even if I pick a different cell phone brand. I had an iPhone 3 when they came out said Carly however mine exploded and was ruined.  I never bought another iPhone again. I've had Samsung cell phones ever since. I was due for a new cell phone last month.  I got the latest Samsung Galaxy Note  6 Edge. I like the Samsung brands much better than I did the iPhones. Oh you do said Barry I may have to go check them out.

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