Thursday, May 22, 2014

Oh Brother!

Oh Brother! Was right. Barry couldn't believe how crazy these fans were getting. Here was this whole new crop of fans that Barry had. He wondered so where in the bleep did they all come from? Then there was the words they came up with to describe him. The Sex God, Your Awesomeness and etc. Barry didn't consider himself a Sex God nor did he think he was Your Awesomeness I'm just a normal person just like everyone else. Barry had checked out his Facebook page. Fans begging him to come here and  fans begging him to go there. One fan even wanted to know what he was doing after the holidays were over. Heck if he knew. Barry hadn't even thought that far a head. His US mini tour to promote his surprise album Let's Get On With It was starting at the beginning of June and going till the end of September. Then he wanted to take some much needed time off Shoot he deserved it. But oh no. These Japanese fans were begging him to come over there. We'll see thought Barry.  Barry was on Amtrak's Southwest Chief heading to Chicago. From there he was getting on the Lake Shore Limited to New York City. Barry went into the lounge car to ask the attendant if could get his microwave popcorn popped. Barry was a huge popcorn fanatic. So he brought his own box of three bags of microwave to eat. Barry loved the buttered kind. The attendant popped the bag and Barry put a five dollar tip in his plastic cup. Barry also got himself a diet coke to drink. Barry had brought his iPad and ear buds so he could watch some movies on Netflix. Barry wanted to see Mitty with Ben Stiller and Gypsy with Barbra Streisand. Plus the HBO bio pic of Mae West staring his friend Bette Midler. Barry went back to his sleeper car to watch some movies and eat his popcorn. Barry's favorite popcorn brand was Jolly Time. Barry changed into his pajama pants and tee shirt. Which is what he usually wore to bed. He put a hooded sweatshirt over his tee shirt for extra warmth. Barry chose to watch Mitty first. Barry finished his popcorn and movie. He put the popcorn bag into a grocery bag he was using for garbage. He brushed his teeth and rinsed his mouth. Barry then crawled into bed. He turned off the light and fell to sleep. The next morning Barry got up and pulled up the window shade. He got dressed and went to the dining car for breakfast. Barry ordered coffee, tomato juice  raisin bran and a bagel with light cream cheese. Barry had also brought his Mac book pro so he could work on his second book. Barry was calling it Sweet Life (More stories on the way to paradise.) This book had all of his first book Sweet Life Adventures On The Way To Paradise plus so much more. Barry knew the fans were going to love it. Plus all the photos from a little baby to an old geezer. When the train stopped in  Albuquerque Barry got out and bought Skylar a bracelet. Barry had been in Los Angeles producing Brian Murphy's latest album with co-producer Eddie Arkin. Brian was doing a concept album that contained his favorite rock and roll songs. Barry swore he was going to send Amtrak a letter telling them he wanted their Broadway Limited train back. Barry chose to take Amtrak back to New York instead of flying. Barry went back to his room to work on his book.